do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(via mawsicle)


terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle

(via nimbus-cloud)

Leaving a wifi spot where you already spent money bc employees are looking at you and probably not judging but it feels weird



I went on a journey of self discovery today

(via kreamsoda)

Decide you want it more than you are afraid of it. — Bill Cosby (via kreamsoda)

(via kreamsoda)

When the first Lord of the Rings movie came out, my friends and I went to see it, and they know that I am Cecil Baldwin III and my dad and my grandfather are Cecils as well, (…) so they’ve started calling me “Cecil, son of Cecil, Heir to the Baldwin Throne”. — Cecil Baldwin (x)

(via festeringfae)


this isn’t even a problem

(via artemis-simetra)


When all ur friends are in the same room


(via elijahcyril)

What is with those popular posts like “Freddie mercury wasn’t gay, he had songs that praised women!” Because what the fuck? Is that what passes for sexuality now? Not his real life relationships or how he identified himself? Is there now some rule that you can’t be a gay man if you have ever said a nice thing about a woman, even a fictional character in a song?

You have all this real life evidence that he was bisexual and you choose ‘killer queen’ as your primary argument. Fuck’s sake, bisexual community, love yourselves more.


every emotion I have ever felt

(via transbara)

I like the prompt in my ask box rn. Must snoozer on it for a moment.

If anyone’s awake, send me prompts from that AU list. (Au + characters+whatever else you think should be in the prompt) and I’ll try to do them.


Doll in #14 ^-^ <3


Doll in #14 ^-^ <3


okay but instead of coffee shop AUs


  • Modern royalty AUs
  • Accidentally read their diary AUs
  • Egyptologists AUs
  • Rockstar and groupie AUs
  • Book club AUs
  • Met at comic con AUs
  • Lifeguard AUs
  • 1920s con artists AUs
  • Running from the police AUs
  • Librarian AUs
  • Rebels against the government AUs
  • Internet friends AUs
  • Time traveling AUs
  • Struggling artists AUs

(via archadianskies)